Why You Are the Cutest Baby In The World
Sorry. Your baby ISN’T the cutest little spud in the world. Mine is.
The top ten reasons that come to mind.
1. Your. Hair. Is. Incredible. Seriously, teenagers pay big bucks to get their hair to do what yours does all by itself.
2. You laugh at me when I come to get you in the morning.
3. You have chub rolls on your thighs.
4. Dimples! Huge ones in each fat little cheek!
5. You smile while you let farts rip like an old man.
6. You make little humming sounds while you suck on your binkie. And my boob, for that matter.
7. You hold your little legs up so I have easy access to your cute little butt while I’m changing your diaper.
8. Baby feet! You rub them together while you’re trying to relax.
9. Your little tongue is always out, like you’re tasting the air.
10. You LOVE looking at yourself in the mirror, and you laugh every time you see your reflection.
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