- I am addicted to office supplies and scrapbook crap. Pens, post-its, paperclips, paper… you name it, I’ve got way more of it than any sane person should own. And I want more. Desperately.
- I am afraid of the dark. I always get this creepy feeling, like something’s going to jump out from under the bed or the closet and GET ME!
- Long toenails give me the heebie-jeebies. Mine are always super short because any white on them grosses me out.
- I can smell cocaine on people. My high school best friend was an addict, and users have a very particular smell on them. And no, I never tried it.
- I once had a severe panic attack at a movie theater because I ate a bad magic brownie. One of the first (and definitely the last) times that I ever tried drugs.
- I have recollection of picking my nose and eating it (gag), so I know I did it even when I knew better. Disgusting, huh. Now the mere thought makes me dry heave.
- I love to wear trashy-looking swimsuits. I have to be creative these days to hide the postpartum stretchmarks, but I still manage.
- I like the smell of skunks.
- I make fun of sorority valley-girl types. I know, I shouldn’t. But I do. I’m sure they make fun of me when I’m not looking.
- I talk to myself in the car, the shower, pretty much every time I’m alone. They’re always conversations that I imagine I’m having with people. I make the appropriate faces while I’m doing it.
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February 12th, 2009 at 5:57 am
#10 – I DO THAT TO!!! Kent thinks I’m crazy anytime he catches me – ask who I’m talking to and I usually say the dog.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Hi! I am from the HB board I totally do number 10, its pretty sad I can carry on a conversation with myself for a long time!