Daddy’s Peanut

So yesterday morning, well before Valentine’s day was ruined by my horrific case of The Period, James and I decided to defrost from the cold morning in the shower together.

It was warm and sexy, totally wonderful to take 15 minutes together without the boogers climbing on us.

Julie decided to wake up just as we were getting out and announced, “Mommy, I have to go potty!”… and she proceeded to unzip her footy monkey pajamas and climb out of them while simultaneously making a break for our bathroom.  How she didn’t slip and fall was a complete mystery, but she made it to the toilet and yanked off her “diaper panties” just in the nick of time, thank goodness.

James was in there, still drying off from the shower.

And as the stream of pee filled the toilet, Julie pointed to his manhood and said…

“Daddy!  That’s your peanut!”

How I didn’t die laughing from that, I’ll never know.  And how I’ll ever be able to restrain myself from asking James how is “peanut” is doing is totally beyond me.

But damn, that was just classic.  Two-year-olds tell the best jokes I’ve ever heard.

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2 Responses to “Daddy’s Peanut”

  1. Peanuts and Just Plain Butts Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    [...] for instance, the fact that she heard the word “peanut” when she asked daddy, “What’s that?”.  I mean, it wasn’t her [...]

  2. Jessica Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    hahahahaha! i miss having a kid that age around when i hear stories like that. :)