Resistance Is Futile

TAKE THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AWAY FROM ME!

The toilet’s gonna quiver under the weight of my ass and shatter when I sit on it before long.

My poor porcelain throne.

Damn those Girl Scouts.

Current Mood:Alarmed emoticon Alarmed

2 Responses to “Resistance Is Futile”

  1. Nikki K. Says:

    Hi, I belong to the August 08 Honeybees. Just been reading over your blog and I love how damn realistic you are! We live in Queen Creek, about 40 miles south-east of Phoenix. I’ll just have to pop by here more often. Email me anytime.

    Nikki K.

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