Excuse me, are you gonna eat that booger?

So Julie has learned that her nose is inhabited by those disgusting little salty squishy things best known as boogers.  Please don’t ask how I know about the salty part.  You don’t want to know, trust me.

The conversation went something like this:

“Mommy, look!”

A huge booger gleamed on her index finger.

Horrified mom screamed, “Ew!  Julie, go throw that away RIGHT NOW!”

Said my little brat, “No!”.

I tried again, this time with a little more composure, “Come here, honey, I need to clean off your hand.”

Next came the best part.  She actually said this with some serious conviction:

No!  It’s MINE!

And then, my silly kid proceeded to attempt to shove the booger back up into her little nostril.

It didn’t help that James and I were practically falling over honking like geese.

I think she ended up eating it.  It wasn’t worth the fight to stop her.

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One Response to “Excuse me, are you gonna eat that booger?”

  1. James Says:

    LOL. Only a 2 year-old could make you laugh and feel sick to your stomach at the same time. :-)