When Nuttiness Goes Bad

Note to self:

Remember to have a full stomach before taking your happy pills.

Otherwise, you’ll start having hot flashes like a menopausal lunatic and momentarily lose your mind.

And you’ll be forced to down chocolate like a rabid dog eating poor, innocent bunnies.  One after another after another after another…

Not a good feeling.

You’re supposed to be popping these drugs to avoid that whole thing called “crazy”.

**ugh**

And someone, PLEASE TAKE THE FREAKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AWAY FROM ME!

I work very hard to have a toned ass and put up with Nazi lady yelling at me during step class to have it, thankyouverymuch.

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One Response to “When Nuttiness Goes Bad”

  1. Anna Banana Says:

    Heya,

    I just wanted you to know that not only did I get your Myspace message, but I have spent a few days catching up on EVERY SINGLE POST on this blog. MUAHhahahahaha!!! That’s right. I’m reading too.

    I’ve included the link to my own blog, but this’ll probably be the only time I do that. It’s under my pen name, not my given one and it really, truly is about writing. So, it’s considerably less juicy (or boogery) than this blog, but you’re welcome to play along anyway :)

    See you tomorrow,
    love you, chica!