Bitch on Wheels
Watch out, world.
I didn’t sleep last night, and I’m gonna be on the road on my way to my counseling appointment with Dee in a little while.
If you forgot your brain on your bedside table next to your dentures, please turn your vehicle around now before I end up behind your slow-moving ass.
I will *most likely* ram you off the road in a hit and run and never look back while your car bursts into flames from the hell’s fire in my wake.
Pedestrians, pull your head out of your ass so you know I’m coming. If you think for a second that I see you jaywalking and I’m going to stop… you’re in for a surprise.
I will be looking for moving targets the second my foot hits the accelerator.
One more thing.
If you dare flip me the bird while I zoom past you, I will follow you, hunt you down, and remove your teeth one by one with pliers while you scream “uncle”. And I will laugh as I do it. Crazy, maniacal laughter.
I am a woman teetering on the edge.
Beware.
Current Mood:
Angry
Tags: Depression, Therapy