Sure Ways to Make Me Smile

  1. Rub my butt for me when it hurts from working out… and tell you me you love how good it looks while you do it.
  2. Snort when you giggle your adorable little baby laugh.
  3. Say, “Mommy!  I’m mad!” and glare at me when I tell you, “No, you can’t have any chocolate.”
  4. Tell me with true sincerity that I look beautiful even though I’m exhausted and sweaty and disgusting after dancing all night long.
  5. Cook me dinner.
  6. Leave me a comment that says you’ll be joining me in hell because you agree that Catholicism should keep its ugly head out of the bedroom.  I’ll save you a seat if I’m there first!
  7. Bark menacingly at the people checking out the house for sale next door.  They don’t know you’re actually the sweetest dogs on the face of the planet… they just know they’d be moving in next door to you and your gigantic bark if they buy that house.
  8. Admit you can’t remember the last time your baby got a bath, too.
  9. Wear a button-up shirt and a nice pair of pants to work, then let me undress you later that night, you sexy-ass thing.
  10. Fart and warn me to get out of the room before I have to smell it.

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One Response to “Sure Ways to Make Me Smile”

  1. Jessica Says:
    March 5th, 2009 at 7:15 am

    what kind of dogs to you have? i love big dogs. i have no idea how i got stuck with a miniature schnauzer (aka smelly house rat) and a obsessive compulsive cattledog/corgie mix. oh wait. it’s because i’m a pushover, and number 9 applies to me too… ;)