Ways to Make Me Laugh

  1. Pump up my flat car tire with a bicycle pump.
  2. Tell me you are “Humping my tire” because you don’t know any better.
  3. Send me an email with this link: http://www.markryden.com/index.html with a note attached saying you like how warped it is, you sick, crazy fuck!
  4. Name your Hookah “Daisy” and assure me you’re only smoking what’s legal with it.
  5. Pick your nose and act like you were just “scratching it” when you notice I am watching you from one car over.  You know you eat it when you think no one’s watching.
  6. Proudly claim my fart as your own.
  7. Say, “Mommy? When I get big I’ll have big boobs like you to feed baby April!”.  Could your innocence be any more precious?
  8. Admit you are a complete bitch first thing in the morning and *may kill* anyone who tries to approach you before you’ve had a cup of coffee.  We must be related…
  9. Call our baby’s hair “vertical”.  Yes, yes it is.  And it’s darn cute because of that fact.
  10. Ask me if I’m a freshman in college.  Yeah.. I was once… like a decade ago.  But I think it’s so cute you think I look young enough to be one now.

What cracks you up?

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2 Responses to “Ways to Make Me Laugh”

  1. Kathryn-the-Great Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    I like this ’cause half of that is from me and my weird comments/e-mails :) And Daisy really is only for legal purposes!

  2. Tamra Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Kath… what can I say? You crack me up :-D .