Gross & Weird… But Can’t Get Enough

  1. Picking boogers out of April’s nose.  It’s sick, but I just can’t stop.
  2. The smell of skunks… ahhh, like perfume.
  3. Popping Prozac.  Thank God for that shit.
  4. Asparagus sauteed in butter and fresh garlic.  Heavenly.
  5. Cleaning out from under my toenails.  It just feels so good.
  6. Sniffing my armpits for odor.  Not because I like smelling ‘em, but because I’m paranoid about the men’s locker room effect.
  7. Scratching other people’s bug bites.
  8. Chewing my cuticles to bloody, gaping wounds that practically require stitches.
  9. Popping zits.  Why the hell do they still keep tormenting me?  I’m an ADULT, for crying out loud.
  10. Flossing so hard my gums bleed.  I seriously need to stop.

Come on, you have sick little pleasures, too.  ‘Fess up!

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One Response to “Gross & Weird… But Can’t Get Enough”

  1. Jessica Says:
    March 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    i’m guilty of #8 too…and 4, 5, 6, and 9. yikes! i’d think of some more, but my brain? it doesn’t work right now.