Things I Have To Experience Before I Die

  1. Sex on the beach.  Not the drink, the real thing.
  2. Waxing the carpet off.  You know, the carpet down there.  No, I’ve never tried waxing it.  Or even shaving it all off, for that matter.
  3. Vacationing in Australia.
  4. Sex in a jacuzzi.  (Maybe that will convince James to get one for me.)
  5. Competing in the West Coast Swing Classic division at the U.S. Open.
  6. Living in a city like San Francisco or Seattle or one of those other  metropolitan places.
  7. Sex dressed up like a school girl (heh, oh wait… nevermind, been there, done that).
  8. Working for a girly-magazine.
  9. Sex without the fear of getting pregnant (snip snip, honey!).
  10. A fashionable hair style.
  11. Sex on a balcony overlooking the ocean.
  12. Laser armpit hair removal.

Hmmmm… why the hell do half of these have to do with sex?

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2 Responses to “Things I Have To Experience Before I Die”

  1. Kim Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    #2 – I can recommend someone if you want to try it — totally worth it :) Kylan at Spirit Salon

  2. Anny Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    #12 totally didn’t work for me even after 6 attempts, and no i’m not a scary hairy monster…just doesn’t get all the hairs…and hurts like a SOB!! be warned.