Baby Got Back
James: “I can’t believe Julie’s butt.”
Me: “What about it?”
James: “She has… a butt.”
Me: “Yeah, she certainly does have a nice round little apple bottom.”
James: “She’s two. And she has a butt on her. She’s this skinny little two-year-old with a butt.”
Me: “Yup.”
James: [insert exaggerated sigh here] “Oh my gosh, I’m going to have to… barricade the door when she’s older.”
Me: “Uh huh. Boys are going to be a knockin’. They like nice round booty.”
James: “I can’t believe she has a butt already.”
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Ah, the moment when daddy realizes that someday boys are going to be panting like dogs after his little girl.
And the look on his face, one of utter defeat and confusion and unnameable emotion.
*Priceless*
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Tags: Kids