A Surprisingly Sane Blog

As I’ve mentioned before, I have this statistics program on my blog that keeps track of the number of page hits my site gets.

It’s more of a morbid curiosity of how many people are reading about my vagina and sex life than anything else, but every once in awhile I get a really good laugh at some of the other information that my stat page provides.

Particularly, the search engine terms it tracks that actually pull up my site.

If you don’t get a crack out of at least one of these, then you must have zero sense of humor and you would probably be better off with a lobotomy.

And the Runners Up are…

• “my vagina“  (no surprise there)
• “asses fur“  (What the fuck?)
• “cleaning my vagina” (Apparently, my site provides a step-by-step breakdown for that particular procedure…)
• “mom’s great sex deal” (I don’t want to know)
• “my daughter’s vagina” (Again… I would rather not know.)
• “oops shorts up my vagina” (Can I just assume this is related to Britney Spears’ costume mishap? And someone please explain how this has anything to do with my site whatsoever.)
• “trashy panties” (Someone’s got a fetish of sorts…)
• “disgruntled Catholics” (Oops, hope my parish priest didn’t type that one in.)

And my absolute favorite:

• “rectum smile“

Rectum smile?  Are you serious?  Like, do rectums smile?  Does YOUR rectum smile?  How the fuck can a rectum smile for crying out loud?

I just can’t get over that one.

Heh, rectum smile.  Is your RECTUM SMILING?

I think I’m going to have to shout that one out in a crowded room instead of “penis”.

***RECTUM SMILE!***

Current Mood: Cool

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