Reasons I Am *Probably* Going To Hell

  1. I like to drink wine.  That’s not bad.  The bad part is that I’ve breastfed both my kids while I’m still a little buzzed.  (*ducking*)
  2. I drink coffee and still nurse.
  3. I give my now-3-year-old (!) small cups of decaf coffee so she can sit down and drink it with me.
  4. She loves it.
  5. I eat chocolate for breakfast while downing cups of luscious-smelling caffeine.  Then I breastfeed.
  6. When Julie asks for chocolate nicely, she gets a bite.  Even if it’s breakfast time.
  7. I hate trying to sleep with my kids in my bed… they’ve both slept in their own crib since the very beginning.
  8. I leave the majority of the poopy cloth diapers for James to clean.
  9. I secretly think kids are kind of disgusting.  I love ‘em anyway.
  10. I kick James *really hard* in the middle of the night sometimes.  On purpose.
  11. He doesn’t always remember.
  12. I’ll gladly allow James claim my own slipped fart as his own if we’re in public.
  13. I spend way more time with my internet buddies than with people in person.
  14. I make James call everyone.  I hate picking up the phone.
  15. There is no schedule in my house.  If my kids want to go to bed at midnight and sleep till noon, they do.
  16. I go to church weekly, then still come home and use condoms and toys and oral sex in bed.
  17. I haven’t been to Confession in probably a decade.
  18. That’s not going to change any time soon.
  19. I don’t believe my sexual choices are a bad thing anymore.
  20. I like to role play being a bad Catholic school girl and spank the crap out of James’ tight little ass in bed.
  21. This isn’t really a role play… I just really am a Catholic school girl gone bad.

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8 Responses to “Reasons I Am *Probably* Going To Hell”

  1. Stephanie Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    LOL love it!!! I am probably going to hell too for reasons similar to numbers 16- 21!!! Oh well everyone loves a Catholic school girl gone bad :) !

  2. Jessica Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:20 am

    LOL i’ll meet you in hell then! #’s 2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 13, and 14 could have been written by me. the other’s i would modify only slightly to apply to my family and i. but i HAVE to get my kids in bed by 8. if i don’t have my evening alone time, i get very grumpy. it’s very selfish, but hey- i’m going to hell too, so why not have fun on my way down…

  3. James Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Haha, I like it. Guess I’ll see you there. :-*

  4. Samantha Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I do #1,2,9&15 too. See you in hell!

  5. Rosanne Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I have a refrigerator magnet that says, Exactly how much fun CAN I have before I go to hell? I gotta tell you, girl, your list is relatively tame. We’ll have to talk more in person.

  6. Sarah Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 6:53 am

    LOVE the honesty! 5, esp 12 and 13 apply :)

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