Archive for April, 2009

A Not-So-Passive Way to Deal With Crap

Posted: April 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm

A Choice

Posted: April 30, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Spiral

Posted: April 30, 2009 at 11:06 am

A Hard Day

Posted: April 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Illegal Immigrants Rock!

Posted: April 29, 2009 at 11:06 am

How To Have Fun On A Boring Tuesday Night

Posted: April 28, 2009 at 11:56 pm

How To Scare the Crap Out of A Few Shits

Posted: April 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm

A Battle I Constantly Fight

Posted: April 28, 2009 at 11:47 am

The Bangin’ Bikini Bod *cough*

Posted: April 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm

A Trip To The Emergency Room

Posted: April 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Dedicated to Relaxation

Posted: April 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Things You Should Know

Posted: April 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Note To Self

Posted: April 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm

It’s Not a Flip Of a Switch

Posted: April 23, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Did you know?

Posted: April 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Likes and Dislikes

Posted: April 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Nothin’ But A Number

Posted: April 22, 2009 at 11:21 am

How To Piss Me Off On The Phone

Posted: April 21, 2009 at 1:10 pm

So What If It’s A Little Wrong?

Posted: April 21, 2009 at 11:16 am

An Over-Analyzation of My Situation

Posted: April 20, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Note To Self

Posted: April 20, 2009 at 10:30 am

A Note About Post-Baby Weight

Posted: April 19, 2009 at 11:06 pm

Conversations With a 3-Year-Old

Posted: April 19, 2009 at 11:59 am

Stuff I Want

Posted: April 19, 2009 at 10:53 am

Should I Feel Guilty?

Posted: April 18, 2009 at 10:34 am

One Of Those Gross Realizations

Posted: April 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Disgusting But True

Posted: April 17, 2009 at 10:15 am

I’ve Got a Secret… Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!

Posted: April 16, 2009 at 11:14 pm

Note To Self

Posted: April 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Peanuts and Just Plain Butts

Posted: April 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Geez Woman, Censor Much?

Posted: April 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Note To Self

Posted: April 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Unsolicited Advice From Yours Truly

Posted: April 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Pet Peeves

Posted: April 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Colors of My Childhood

Posted: April 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm

A Hard Lesson

Posted: April 13, 2009 at 10:20 am

When I’m Not Blogging and Wiping Butts

Posted: April 11, 2009 at 10:53 am

If You’re Going To Hell, So Are The Rest Of Us

Posted: April 10, 2009 at 11:47 am

The Best Way To Piss Me Off

Posted: April 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm

I’m In A Sugar Coma

Posted: April 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm

How To Smack The “Bitch” Out Of Me

Posted: April 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Best Thing EVER… Preschool

Posted: April 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm

I Did Something A Little Weird Yesterday

Posted: April 8, 2009 at 11:15 am

You Say Potato…

Posted: April 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Note To Self

Posted: April 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Where My Daughter Gets Her Sleeping Habits

Posted: April 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm

One Reason Why Kids Are Disgusting

Posted: April 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Time Out From Sarcasm and Bitchiness

Posted: April 6, 2009 at 11:43 am

Things I Hate

Posted: April 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm

The Day I Escaped

Posted: April 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm

Eyeball Update

Posted: April 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm

One Of The Gross Things About Parenthood

Posted: April 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

A Sudden Irrational Fear

Posted: April 3, 2009 at 10:37 am

Chocolaty Chocolate… With A Pinch Of Crack

Posted: April 2, 2009 at 11:57 am

My Pearly Gates Arguments

Posted: April 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Supermom

Posted: April 1, 2009 at 11:39 am