A Surprisingly Sane Blog

…I say I don’t fucking care if you don’t like what I have to say.

If you couldn’t tell, I am not in a happy-frolicking-in-the-moonlight sort of happy-pill-induced haze at the moment.  Translation:  I’m in a shitty mood today.

You want to know why?  Tough if you don’t.  If you keep reading, you’re going to hear all kinds of reasons.  You glutton for punishment.  What have you gotten yourself into by clicking on my website today?

1. It’s freaking 90 degrees right now with super dry air plus wind.  The weather is downright disgusting.  I hate living in this fucking place.  Must move somewhere coastal and rainy and much farther north NOW.
2. The skin on my knuckles is cracked and bleeding as a result of the weather.  Just like it is at this time every year.  Nothing makes it stop, even Eucerin and Aquaphor and all of those other “great products” that are supposed to make the dry skin go away.  It hurts.
3. I have to turn on the air conditioner because it’s already in the 90’s today.
4. I’m allergic to every plant in this city, and every single one is blooming right now because it’s Spring.
5. I hate Spring.  Yeah, it’s pretty, but it’s hot and I’m allergic to it.
6. I couldn’t fall asleep last night because I was irritated with the husband and his childish sleeping habits.
7. When I finally did fall asleep, I dreamed I was running from some bad guy who was trying to kill me.  I couldn’t keep him out of my house, and it was completely up to me to take care of the situation and protect my kids.  No help from anyone.  It was all up to me.  Nevermind that there were other people in the house.  Must be some kind of not-so-subliminal message.
8. Then I had a dream that a ginormous bag of prunes was landing from its flight.  Not in an airplane, just the bag of prunes with wheels landing on the runway.  What the fuck was that weird shit all about?
9. There is no good lunch food in the house, so I’m hungry.  Cereal and eggs just don’t cut it.
10. Julie actually feel asleep for a nap today.  Amazing!  But you know what?  April decided there was no way in hell she was going to take a nap at the same time.  Even though she does every day that her sister isn’t asleep.
11. My stupid period came after only 3 weeks, and I’m gushing enough gross stuff to practically need an IV .  I hate my cycle.  I hate being Fertile Myrtle.  I wish I was one of those women who don’t get a period the whole time they’re breastfeeding, but no.  Of course not.
12. I can’t make Basil Chicken for dinner as planned because I realized too late that I don’t have any bell peppers… and there’s no time to go to the store.
13. I’m exhausted.  I need to take a nap.  There’s no such thing as me getting enough sleep.

I’ll end on 13.  That’s a good number for the mood I’m in.

Current Mood: Angry

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