A Surprisingly Sane Blog

No.  It’s not by scratching your balls in the middle of the night and waking me up.  But honestly, NOTHING can be that itchy.  Come on!

And no, it wasn’t my darling annoying husband waking me up in the middle of the night… get this… smacking his lips muttering, “Mmmmmmmmm”.

Yes, that really happened last night.  Finally, I asked him what the hell he was eating, and he said, “Chocolate gingerbread cookies”.  Yes, he really did say that. I even had to tell him to stop eating the damn cookies so he’d shut up.

But no, that’s not what pisses me off the most.

The best way (are you ready for it?) to piss me off is by being a close-minded piece of shit who looks down on other people simply because they make choices you wouldn’t.

I have blogged about this before.  More than once, in fact.  But this is just one of those topics that just never seem get old.  Probably because close-minded fucks give birth to more of ‘em… and I find a lot of times that the imbeciles who shouldn’t have bred in the first place are some of the most fertile beings among us.  What is up with that?

For some reason, I feel like I consistently run into people like this, and the pure stupidity of their whole mindset is maddening.  How is it there are so many idiotic people running around?

What on earth did your mama do to brainwash you into believing that your choices and personal beliefs are JUST THE WAY IT IS, PERIOD?

Sorry, but if you honestly believe that your way is the best way for everyone, then you need to pull your head out of your mama’s ass and smell the coffee. I don’t care how you raise your kids, or how you pay your bills, or what kind of life you choose to live.  Your religion, your politics, your personal beliefs are yours for a reason… it’s just part of your right of being on this earth.

One size DOES NOT FIT ALL.  I repeat… MY ASS WILL PROBABLY NOT FIT IN YOUR JEANS IF THEY ARE NOT MY SIZE.

So just respect that, okay?

Duh.  It’s not rocket science.  It’s a simple concept.

And quit pretending you’re better than everyone.  You’re not.  Half the time, everyone turns their head and rolls their eyes as soon as you turn your back.

And you deserve it.

Current Mood: Angry

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