If You’re Going To Hell, So Are The Rest Of Us

I had a moment of heartache earlier when I saw the latest search term that pulled my blog up on google.

As I’ve mentioned before, I have a statistics program that allows me to see how many page hits my site gets a day.  In addition, it tells me search terms that people use and somehow stumble across my page.

And usually, I get a *really* good laugh out of what people search for.

However, as I stated previously, the latest search term was a bit heart-wrenching:

“Am I going to hell if I received oral sex.”

Yeah, if you google that, my site pops up up on the first page.  Should I be embarrassed, or excited that my blasphemy gets such good ratings?

But really, that latest search term just hits so close to home that I wanted to reach through the internet’s magical cyberspace, hold that person’s hand, and tell them that God still loves them.  Even if *gasp* they wandered onto the dark side of oral pleasure.

While admittedly ridden with guilt that I failed to observe Lent fully for the first time in my life, I just cannot fathom God looking down on us for exchanging sexual pleasure with our partner.

Maybe I’m wrong.  But if I am, then I am most certainly going to hell for attacking my scrumptious-looking husband and making him yell out mercilessly while he was too exhausted to fight me off last night.  Oh, and this is after we decided it was late and we were both too tired.

Heh, screw that.  It was worth it, and I have zero guilt attached.  So what if I wanted to bang the bejeezus out of my husband just because 1) it feels mighty darn good, and 2) I like making him sweat?  Go ahead, tell me I’m a bad person for that.  I dare you to pass judgment.

And if I’m going to hell for it, so is everyone else who has had sex simply for pleasure without repenting.  So I’ll see you all there.

And to the person who found my page with that search, I think you’ll have fun with the rest of us if you have to see us there.  Don’t feel guilty.  Trust me, it’s not worth it.  It’s taken me quite a bit of help and months of Prozac to be able to say that… save yourself the trouble and just start believing it now.

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2 Responses to “If You’re Going To Hell, So Are The Rest Of Us”

  1. Mia Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Honey, there’s no reason to be alarmed by that. It’s amusing. And the fact that you still enjoy attacking your husband is great. I see so many marriages lacking in the sex department. It’s good to see one that is as healthy as mine in that dept. Love it, revel in it, and realize, there are a lot of men out there that envy your husband!

  2. Rosanne Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    Hell is only what we put ourselves through right here, right now by “shoulds” and “can’ts” and other kinds of torture. Heaven is attacking your scrumptious-looking husband whenever and wherever the mood strikes either one of you. Be at peace with who you are – who you are is just perfect.