Unsolicited Advice From Yours Truly

Ladies, when a complete stranger walks up to you and inappropriately asks whether you are breastfeeding or formula feeding your baby, you can always answer with a “Tamra original” and blame it on me for this craptacular piece of advice.  I’ll gladly take the blame for this one.

Idiotic stranger: “Are you nursing your baby?”

You: (with a perfectly straight face) “Perhaps.  Do you masturbate in the shower?”

Walk away before they can tell you what a rude piece of shit you are.

As every mother should know, it is nobody’s business but yours how you are feeding your baby.  That little asinine remark will *probably* teach them that they shouldn’t ask that stupid question again.

Shouldn’t.  But because some people are incredibly clueless, it may not always be fool-proof.  Rest assured, I guarantee they will never ask you that question again.

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7 Responses to “Unsolicited Advice From Yours Truly”

  1. Mica Says:

    Tamra I have to tell you that, and I mean this in a completely asexual way, I LOVE you! You rock =)

  2. Jessica Says:

    LMAO! it’s the “straight face” part that i can’t get past. ;)

  3. Mia Says:

    That’s beautiful. I could just picture it. I just wish I coulda been a fly on the wall!!

  4. Sarah Says:

    I wish I had the guts to say things like that! I’m sick of people asking “how” I got twins! Umm… Hubby and I decided that we wanted a baby and the rest is not anyone else’s business unless I want them to know! Telling some old man that I had artificial insemination along with Clomid because I wasn’t ovulating is just a liiittle uncomfortable. Maybe next time I’ll have some snarky remark :)

  5. Amber Says:

    Ahahahahaha!!! That was great!!! I am glad no one here in Germany asks me about that.

  6. dana Says:

    Tamra, you never answered the question… are you breast feeding your baby?

    hahahahahahaha

  7. Tamra Says:

    LOL… Yes :-D .