Unsolicited Advice From Yours Truly
Ladies, when a complete stranger walks up to you and inappropriately asks whether you are breastfeeding or formula feeding your baby, you can always answer with a “Tamra original” and blame it on me for this craptacular piece of advice. I’ll gladly take the blame for this one.
Idiotic stranger: “Are you nursing your baby?”
You: (with a perfectly straight face) “Perhaps. Do you masturbate in the shower?”
Walk away before they can tell you what a rude piece of shit you are.
As every mother should know, it is nobody’s business but yours how you are feeding your baby. That little asinine remark will *probably* teach them that they shouldn’t ask that stupid question again.
Shouldn’t. But because some people are incredibly clueless, it may not always be fool-proof. Rest assured, I guarantee they will never ask you that question again.
Current Mood:
Playful
April 14th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Tamra I have to tell you that, and I mean this in a completely asexual way, I LOVE you! You rock =)
April 14th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
LMAO! it’s the “straight face” part that i can’t get past.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
That’s beautiful. I could just picture it. I just wish I coulda been a fly on the wall!!
April 15th, 2009 at 10:46 am
I wish I had the guts to say things like that! I’m sick of people asking “how” I got twins! Umm… Hubby and I decided that we wanted a baby and the rest is not anyone else’s business unless I want them to know! Telling some old man that I had artificial insemination along with Clomid because I wasn’t ovulating is just a liiittle uncomfortable. Maybe next time I’ll have some snarky remark
April 16th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Ahahahahaha!!! That was great!!! I am glad no one here in Germany asks me about that.
April 18th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Tamra, you never answered the question… are you breast feeding your baby?
hahahahahahaha
April 18th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
LOL… Yes
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