Stuff I Want

  1. Uninterrupted sleep… between my bladder and my kids and my milk jugs, I don’t think it’ll ever happen again.  Unless I want to pee myself in my sleep.  Maybe I should just get a bedpan…
  2. Abs and ass of steel without the grueling workout.  I could hardly stumble to the potty last night without falling over and knocking myself out from my over-fatigued muscles.
  3. Self-cleaning cloth diapers.  Now if only I could create that myself.  Damn, I’d be a billionaire.
  4. To move to Seattle.  The fact that it’s getting sunny and hot here sucks ass.  Oh wait, it’s always sunny here, freaking desert.
  5. THIS camera.
  6. My boobs to stop waking me up feeling like they’re going to explode, or worse, leaking sticky milk all over my sheets.
  7. To make tons of money by doing nothing but being a smart ass.
  8. THIS computer.  Shut up.  I don’t care if you don’t like Macs.  I do web design, and the graphics on Macs are superior.  Does it come in pink?
  9. James to stop trying to grope and attack me while I’m writing this.  Get off me, you horny monkey!  Wait your turn!  THE COMPUTER IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME AT THIS EXACT MOMENT.
  10. Someone to landscape my yard, put in new tile, and install the Ikea kitchen I want.  Oh, and replace that disgusting carpet in my bedroom with bamboo.  For free.  All of it.
  11. A clean house with the wave of a damn wand.  *sigh*
  12. To not have to take Prozac to feel normal.  Having a true chemical imbalance really sucks.  Although, it’s a small price to pay to actually feel good for once in my life.

What do you want?

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4 Responses to “Stuff I Want”

  1. Jessica Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    i’ll ditto that. except for the moving to seattle part. if it weren’t for the bugs, the desert would be perfect for me… i went to mexico a few years ago with J, and that hot, dry heat was like HEAVEN. *ducking*

    i HATE microsoft windows. when it’s time to upgrade the computers in our house, we’ve already decided to go the mac route. :D i sympathize.

  2. Kim Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    1 and 6 — I was hoping both got better over time :(

  3. Sarah Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Not a happy thought…. but I’d love for whatever imbalance in my stepdaughter to be straightened out. Going more than a day without being verbally abused would be great, not just for me, but the babies too. Grr… long night,can you tell? :)

  4. Mia Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I’m in for the sleep, the camera, the self-cleaning house, and instantaneous completion of nursing school.