The Bangin’ Bikini Bod *cough*
So, I’ve got a little ways to go before my body is exactly where I want it, but since there were requests after a recent post, here is an un-retouched photo of, well, my bikini bod.
Now, if I had a celebrity airbrusher who could melt off an extra 10 pounds, make my skin (and the bug bite on my right arm) creamy and smooth, and add a six-pack to my belly… well, then I just *might* be considered a M.I.L.F.
But here I am with a dorky look on my face, belly stretchmarks, and all my other imperfections.
I say that’s a pretty long shot from where I was at the end of my last pregnancy:
Yes, I modeled bare-ass-naked for a photographer when I was about to explode. I might add that it was *very early* in the morning, however anyone who went out for a morning stroll or drive along that road would have seen my fat, pregnant, swollen self posing nude without a care in the world. Heh, and there was some poor dude working on the roof of the ranch we were doing the shoot at. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone more careful to not look in my direction.
Hey, I’m proud of my body no matter what it looks like. What can I say?
And no, they’re not implants. Those are my milk jugs, thankyouverymuch. Might as well show ‘em off while I can, right?
Current Mood:
Mischievous
April 27th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Wow, you are brave!!!
Let me preface this by saying that I absolutely LOVE the pg photo! But wow…
I might consider nude photography during pregnancy, as it is a truely beautiful thing! But I don’t know if I would have the balls to post them online! Go You!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
YOU LOOK GREAT!! I’m probably overly hopeful that, even though i can’t manage to look that good before kids, hopefully I will come somewhere close after I do.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Daaammmmnnn HOT MAMMA!!! You look great girl!
April 27th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
you look amazing! i love the pregnancy pic too…i wish i had done something like that.
unfortunately, i think my husband is allergic to cameras, and i am allergic to photographers.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
You look so beautiful. I don’t think you’re old enough to be a MILF, but you are definitely hot enough! = D
April 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am
“I don’t know if I would have the balls to post them online! Go You!”
I’m not sure if it’s balls or lack of modesty at this point, LOL!
April 28th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Thanks all! I *feel* great! For a change…
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December 7th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Thank you for the kind words about my pregger photo. This one wasn’t the best, but it is one of the better ones from the “PG” series. Tamra was a FABulous model. And I can assure you, Shania, she does NOT have any balls whatsoever. Some day, I’m going to open a studio and make this a regular business. How does, “Full Bloom Photography” sound? It’s very cool how many moms are interested in having pix like this. One dragged me all the way out to Reddington Pass because she wanted to be photographed in the same place she conceived. We attracted quite a crowd.
Anyway, it’s nice to hear you’re doing well in Seattle, Tamra. Give James a howdy from me, too! Thanks for sending us a giant snowstorm down here in Tucson today!