How To Have Fun On A Boring Tuesday Night
Go to a sex toy shop with your sister and laugh with a gaping mouth at the 12-inch dildo complete with fake veins.
Seriously! How the hell does it fit, forcryingoutloud?
Holy crap, I birthed two living, breathing human beings bigger than that thing without any painkillers whatsoever, and there is still no way that shit is coming anywhere near me.
*shudders*
No, I’m not telling you what left the store in that opaque black bag with me (or in Kathryn’s for that matter), but I can assure you that it sure as hell wasn’t that monstrosity of a fake porn-star penis.
Ack!
Current Mood:
Alarmed
Tags: Sex
April 29th, 2009 at 5:00 am
LOL i love shops like that… the party favor grab bags are the best for some good laughs. J and i got one once and aside from all sorts of …interesting… little party favor type stuff, there was a boob shaped stress ball on a string. we hung it in the rear view mirror of the car until we got pulled over. (for an unrelated reason)
April 29th, 2009 at 5:39 am
You seem to be forgetting that I found a receipt that one of my shitbag exes had for one of those 12 inchers….Or was it bigger? All the while he was with his tiny little g/f. I really wonder if the dildo was for her, or for him.
April 29th, 2009 at 8:17 am
LOL I love sex toy shops!! Oh and don’t deny it you know that dildo was in your black bag
April 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Now you have us all wondering .. what did you get? What ever it was have fun with it!
May 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am
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