How To Have Fun On A Boring Tuesday Night

Go to a sex toy shop with your sister and laugh with a gaping mouth at the 12-inch dildo complete with fake veins.

Seriously!  How the hell does it fit, forcryingoutloud?

Holy crap, I birthed two living, breathing human beings bigger than that thing without any painkillers whatsoever, and there is still no way that shit is coming anywhere near me.

*shudders*

No, I’m not telling you what left the store in that opaque black bag with me (or in Kathryn’s for that matter), but I can assure you that it sure as hell wasn’t that monstrosity of a fake porn-star penis.

Ack!

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5 Responses to “How To Have Fun On A Boring Tuesday Night”

  1. Jessica Says:

    LOL i love shops like that… the party favor grab bags are the best for some good laughs. J and i got one once and aside from all sorts of …interesting… little party favor type stuff, there was a boob shaped stress ball on a string. we hung it in the rear view mirror of the car until we got pulled over. (for an unrelated reason) ;)

  2. Mia Says:

    You seem to be forgetting that I found a receipt that one of my shitbag exes had for one of those 12 inchers….Or was it bigger? All the while he was with his tiny little g/f. I really wonder if the dildo was for her, or for him.

  3. Stephanie Says:

    LOL I love sex toy shops!! Oh and don’t deny it you know that dildo was in your black bag :-P

  4. LaRaeven Says:

    Now you have us all wondering .. what did you get? What ever it was have fun with it!

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