A Not-So-Passive Way to Deal With Crap

Step one: bury face in pillow

Step two: scream “motherfucking piece of shit” and any other obscenities that come to mind as loudly as you can.

Step three: remove your face from pillow

Step four: take deep breath (remember to exhale)

Step five: splash cold water on face

Step six: towel dry

Step seven: plant ginormous smile on your face

Step eight: kick the motherfucking shit out of whoever just pissed you off.

Step nine: run like hell

Step ten: plead insanity if you get caught.

There.  Don’t you feel better now?

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5 Responses to “A Not-So-Passive Way to Deal With Crap”

  1. Jessica Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    LOL sounds like fun to me. i’ve got the screaming part down, but i don’t know how my husband would feel about me kicking the motherfucking shit out of his mother…. ;)

  2. Tamra Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    You know you want to… :-D . Let me be the devil on your shoulder. Take pictures.

  3. Rosanne Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 3:14 am

    I get more creative with obscenities while driving than at any other time in my life. I even surprise myself. I’m so proud.

  4. Mia Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 5:42 am

    Remember how therapeutic it was to drive out into the middle of nowhere and let out a long, scream of nothingness, that used to get so much out of me.

  5. LaRaeven Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 9:28 am

    I skip right to the kicking part .. *wink*