Grossness!
My sister and I took a trip to Target (our favorite place to go these days…) and were nosing around the makeup section.
Everything was fine. I mean, despite my disgusting taste in nail polish, that is (a gaudy, bright Barbie-doll pink caught my eye for some gawd-only-knows why reason… and I just couldn’t resist to save my life).
But then I saw it. The most repulsive thing to ever hit makeup stands:
Fashion tips for your toenails. I mean, if they were cute stickers or something, that would be fine. But they were *barf* french manicure extension tips for your toenails.
Please explain to me the reason one would want long toenails. WHY? How is that attractive in the least?
I mean, could you imagine having sex with someone who has feet like that? Or trying to hug them? How does one avoid getting their ankles clobbered if they go anywhere near something like that?
I manage to smash my feet on every wall, children’s toy, and inanimate object known to woman that I come into contact with, so how on earth do toenails survive at those lengths, anyhow?
*shudders*
I think this is turning into a phobia. Maybe my Prozac isn’t working correctly?
Current Mood:
Alarmed
May 7th, 2009 at 11:32 am
That picture was so gross I had to shrink my page so I could scroll around it to read what you wrote. Just EWWWWW!
May 7th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
yuck!
May 7th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
That is so nasty!
May 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Hahahahahahaha!!! I just showed Kyle the email with that picture in there. Honestly though, how can you wear shoes with those, and do they click on the ground when you walk, you know, like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park??
May 7th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I have no words for that photo… and I’m RARELY speechless!
June 10th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
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