I’ve Been Tagged
So I’ve been tagged in this stupid, pointless, yet sinfully fun game of… well… I don’t know what it’s called. You can all thank J, my coffee sister from another mother. Because now, all of you readers of mine who have a blog… yes, it’s your turn. Muah ha haaaa!
Here are the rules: Write 10 things you *wish* you had the guts to say to any particular people you would like to flap your jaws at. I suggest trying to keep ‘em anonymous, as to avoid getting yourself shot by crazy people. If you don’t have the balls to do this in your own blog, please feel free to add your own in my comments section.
And no, don’t worry, these aren’t about you.
- I hope you never have kids. You would make a horrible mother.
- Is it necessary to trash-talk people just because you’re jealous of them? I see right through you.
- I used to find you inspirational. Not anymore. You let it all get to your head, and now you’re nothing special. Sad.
- I thought you were a good friend until you deserted me when I needed you most. Fuck you, too.
- You need to learn that the world doesn’t revolve around you.
- I think you’re a total faker. I don’t believe a word you say.
- If you don’t like how I do things, don’t choose to do ‘em yourself.
- Could you please figure out that wearing out your welcome means you’ve stayed too long?
- You dress like a whore. You always did, though, so I guess that shouldn’t come as a surprise. I just thought you’d outgrow it. Silly me.
- You wanna know why you can’t seem to keep your friends around? It’s because you’re obnoxious, whiny, and frankly… just downright bitchy.
- (I know I said 10, but I just can’t stop) You’re weird. Coming from me, that’s really saying something.
- By the way, you are the sexiest thing alive. Thanks for jumping me earlier while the kids were napping. I loved every second of you making me sweat.
Oh, oops, I broke my own rule of keeping it anonymous. Oh well.
Your turn!
Current Mood:
Mischievous
May 10th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Oh good, here’s mine. I blog on myspace every once and a while but I don’t have a ‘real blog’:
1. You really believe he didn’t cheat on you? Right, they we’re just watching movies on a twin sized bed. And he just happened to hide that from you. And its just a coincidence that slut is rumored to be fucking a Sergent and that happens to be your hubby’s rank. Quit saying you’re going to leave him if he does it ONE MORE TIME.. What is he up to now? Like 6? Either leave him or quit your bitching.
2. You are a horrible woman. Grow up and put down the joint. Quit chewing your food and spiting it out in an attempt to loose weight. That’s nasty. You’re skinny. Eat some damn food. It won’t hurt and life is too short.
3. You abandon me, that’s why I don’t trust you. You left me when I needed you most. I’d like to drop you off there and pick you up seven months later and see how you feel. When I joke about putting you in a nursing home, I’m only half kidding.
4. Bastard. I’m glad you never came around. I guess I should consider myself lucky you just hit me. I know what you did to her and you’ll rot in hell for it. For someone who talked so much about morals, you certainly had your secrets.
Ah, I feel better.
May 10th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
OMG does James know about #12??? i just didn’t figure you for that kinda girl…..
May 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I started a blog, here’s the link if you’re interested. http://samanthaleigh276.blogspot.com/
May 11th, 2009 at 8:25 am
1. You micromanaging over-bearing stupid bitch, I can’t wait till I don’t work for you!!
2. I wish you could understand the need to help out family and be there for someone. I would do the same for you.
3. I’m glad to have you guys in my life. I always heard about the dreaded in-laws, but you guys are great! (ok, so not anonymous).
4. Thank you for supporting me. You are the greatest person ever to come into my life.
5. Your face!!
6. I can’t think of anymore, and somehow, mine are almost all positive….isn’t that odd?
May 11th, 2009 at 11:01 am
1.No one likes you because you’re an immature bitch with your nose stuck in the air. Everyone is laughing at you behind your back because you think you’re hot shit- you’re not; in fact you’re totally fug. You’re a joke and you’re the only one who doesn’t know it. Oh yeah, quit saying “Ha ha,” Just kidding!” and “…in regards to.”
2.Do you really not see how incompetent she is?? I’m doing her job in addition to mine. She’s more worried about her social life than anything else so quit treating her like the sun shines out of her ass!
3.You left me to the wolves when you created a horrible situation for me- it was YOUR fault and I took the blame. The only reason I got back with him was to get you out of my life.
4.You’re a pig for not telling your fiance about cheating on her. You’re just using her because he daddy’s rich and he can get you into grad school for free.
5.You’re pathetic for treating me the way you did after all the times I was there for you. You say you don’t need love but everyone can see you are lying, you just can’t find anyone because you’re a nasty, cold bitch- I feel sorry for you.
6.I hope you are infertile because of your STD you ridiculous psycho!
7.He begged me to get back with him because you sucked in the sack and he had to pretend you were me.
8.Please just listen to me when I talk.
Geez, I have a lot of anger! I feel better now…
May 11th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Doesn’t it feel darn good to get that stuff out?