Choking On My Own Words
You wanna know what my kid just had the nerve to say to me?
Scenario: Julie is sitting next to me on the couch, and I am fighting her feet off from kicking my laptop as I type this.
Me: (lovingly) I love you. You’re a brat. (And then I kissed her).
Julie: (just as lovingly) I’m not a brat.
Me: Then what are you?
Julie: I’m just Julie. And you’re a stinker-doodle. (Huge, dimpled grin)
Me: *Laughs*
Julie: And you’re a brat.
Yes, she said that to me.
Open mouth, insert foot.
I’m raising a snotty little monster. Gosh, I love that girl.
Current Mood:
Playful
Tags: Kids