Question of the Day
Will I ever be able to poop in peace again?
That is, without my kids whining at me or insisting on being part of the action in the throne room?
*sigh*
I give up. Come one, come all. Join me in my toilet adventures.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
May 20th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Toilet adventures? You know you just set yourself up for a slew of new and disgusting google search terms right? LOL
May 20th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
hahaha. probably not. well, you’ll have to wait until your youngest one gets to be about 6 years old. K used to walk in on me and keep a conversation like nothing was going on, but now he stops in the doorway, gives me a “surprised” look, and slowly shuts the door while looking at me sideways…
May 20th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I was going to say the same thing Jessica said – not for another few years. I was probably able to poop in peace when my son was about 6 or 7. Even now, at 9, he will come to the door and ask questions. He just doesn’t get that he can wait for a few more minutes while I finish! Good luck!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
You will be able to poop in peace as soon as they move out. I guarantee it.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:48 am
I don’t know about you but I am just tired of the word poop. (not that I mean you shouldn’t write about it) I mean that I change my kids diaper, wipe my son’s ass, have a daughter with a stretched colon so I have to write down in a poop journal to give to the dr., and my husband has IBD and Crones. I can’t get away from the shit .. literally. I have given up going to the bathroom in peace. In fact I have started announcing my poop in description to gross everyone out to get them back for all the things I have to deal with. I do have one rule though.. No body function talks at the dinner table.