This One Definitely Takes The Cake

“I had a shit accident in my pants”.

Yes, ladies and gents, this was an actual google search term from earlier today that popped up my site.  On the front page.  I am so proud.  *sniffle*

Along with the most recent runners up:

  • “My shoes make farting sounds when I walk” (Sorry, they ate beans for dinner, buddy.)
  • “Peed pants” (A penny to anyone who can figure out how that happened…)
  • “Skanky swimsuits” (Because we all know I love to wear trashy swimwear.)
  • “How to be fun when it’s boring” (Because apparently, I’m a load of fun.)

Ah, I love my stats page.  I get more amusement knowing how people find my site than I should.

Which reminds me: Whoever it is who keeps searching for my maiden name on a regular basis, quit being a stalking chicken and just fess up.  I know where you live.

Current Mood:Mischievous emoticon Mischievous

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2 Responses to “This One Definitely Takes The Cake”

  1. Jessica Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    LOL i want to switch to a “real” blog just so i can see stats like that. :) it’s like, an instant boredom buster.

  2. Mia Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Your shoes have MS!