Question of the Day

Why are men so horny in the morning?

They could wake up after a nightmare, their jaw locked from grinding their teeth, and a black eye from a bar fight the night before and still be ready to jump their partner the second they wake up.

Really?  How is this possible day after day?

I mean, all I want first thing in the morning is to take a shower, brush away the morning breath, and a hot pot of coffee before I transform into a snarling, rabid werewolf sohelpmegawd.

Pondering.

Anyone have an explanation?

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8 Responses to “Question of the Day”

  1. Jessica Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    lol! once again, my husband is proven a freak among males. he’s always “ready” but morning sex for us just never works, thank goodness. i don’t like getting within 5 feet of another human being before i’ve had my coffee and at least brushed my teeth…

  2. Sally Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    LOL, you crack my ass up. I have this same problem, but, luckily for me, Chance has been more ready at night since Archer is up before us in the morning.

    I’ve always been a middle of the night kind of person, so mornings are no good for me.

  3. Scotty Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Let me help clear things up for you. It’s a matter of convenience:

    1. We’re already half naked

    2. We wake up already standing at attention every morning

    3. You are lying next to us

    4. Does there really need to be a reason? I say, just let us do you :-D

  4. Rosanne Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    It’s a guy thing.

  5. Tamra Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 12:53 am

    Ah Scotty, thanks for clearing that up… :-) .

    I think number 4 is a perfect example of male logic!

  6. Mia Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    I HATE morning sex!! It’s the furthest thing from my mind when I first wake up, and generally till around noon. I like to wake up, drink some coffee, shower, brush my teeth, etc. before I get near Kyle. He’s always primed and ready though.

  7. Kim Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    I just read something about this recently. It has to do with testosterone levels being higher in the morning.

  8. Denielle Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 5:38 am

    I think our house is the opposite. I have an insanely high sex drive and I am the one thats like can’t you stay in bed and do me instead of watching the news this morning??? He is more like you… I need my coffee and my news he always tells me! lol