Search Engine Term Of The Day

We have a winner:  “Daughter masturbates“.

Somehow, my site decided to pop up first when someone searched for that.  I’ll just be an ass and assume it was a mother and not a father, considering the fact that most men have no shame when it comes down to yanking their member.

Why yes, ma’am, your kid touches herself.  It’s hers.  Would you expect a son to keep his hands off his penis?  Probably not.  Well, your daughter has every right to explore her private parts, too.

Please, for the love of gawd, don’t embarass her by telling her that playing with herself is wrong.  You don’t want to fuck up her future sex life by making her think that her body is something she shouldn’t enjoy.

Trust me.  I know from experience.  I can thank eight years of Catholic school brainwashing.

And I can thank all the hours of ongoing therapy that I needed to reverse the “my body is a dirty, awful thing” mentality.

Instead, teach her kindly to do it in the privacy of her room or bathroom. And let her know it’s a natural, healthy part of life.

I promise she’ll figure out sooner or later that you’re guilty of the same pleasure.  Whether you want to admit it or not.

And someone, please remind me to write a book called “Everyone Should Masturbate” when I’m not as busy as I am right now.  It will be found on the shelf next to the book “Everyone Poops”.

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4 Responses to “Search Engine Term Of The Day”

  1. Mia Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Hmm, I’m actually surprised that there have been no other comments on this so far. My question to mothers out there: What would you rather have your daughter do, masturbate, or let some boy down there that has no idea when he is doing? He may not get the gist of how to use it, but he can still give her an STD or knock her up. What exactly IS wrong with a girl masturbating? Hell, in high school, even after losing my virginity, I was the only one who knew how to work the hot button. Grow up people, it’s something normal and natural, and it’s a hell of a lot safer than going out and having sex before you’re ready.

  2. Tamra Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    My guess is that it’s because we are so ingrained as a society to believe that sexual pleasure is an embarrassing thing that no one knows what to say.

    LOL… I’m never afraid to say the unspeakable.

  3. Mia Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    me neither, as you well know :-P

  4. Kathryn-the-Great Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I didn’t respond because I’ve been swamped at work: Masturbating is great!! Toys are fun too. Everyone should do it.