Chocolate Orgasm

I’ve lost my orgasm.  No, not that one, the one I get from biting into a scrumptious chunk of chocolate.

You know, the Prozac-effect that comes with a really good chocolate bar.  The okay, everything is going to be alright now feeling while the sweet darkness melts in your mouth even though the kids are screaming like wild monkeys and the walls are caving in as the apocalypse hits.

I go through phases where sometimes I have a complete addiction to my Symphony bars.  And my Andes mints.  Heck, and just about every other edible object that contains chocolate and comes within reach.  Then there’s the crappy short periods of time when, for some unexplainable reason, chocolate just isn’t all that enjoyable to me.  The sky must be crumbling.  Run! It still tastes good, I just don’t have the desire to inhale a pound of it a day.

If someone finds my chocolate orgasm, could you send it back my way, please?  I miss is when it’s gone.

Thanks in advance.

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4 Responses to “Chocolate Orgasm”

  1. Kathryn-the-Great Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I haven’t been having chocolate orgasms for about 2 years now. I still love it, but not like I should and I almost never crave it. It makes me sad sometimes.

  2. Tamra Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    We’re doomed.

  3. Jessica Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    have you tried Dove Dark Chocolate yet? i keep a bag of the Dove Promises in my freezer at all times. if i kept Andes, they’d be gone in an hour.

    also, Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate bar is really freakin good.

    i hope you find your chocolate orgasm soon! when mine starts to dwindle, i try different brands until i find it again. :)

  4. Mia Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    If you remove it almost completely from your diet, and only eat it when you crave it, the ‘gasms come back. I rarely eat chocolate now, but when I do….DAMN, it’s good. I’m kinda sad that this months cycle brought peanut butter cravings instead, I wanted my chocogasm!