You Know You’re An Addict When…

  1. The first thought in your head in the morning is “coffffffeeeeeeee“.
  2. You run out of 1/2 and 1/2 and decide that drinking your coffee black is better than not drinking it at all.
  3. The black coffee manages to actually taste pretty good to you.
  4. You finish the pot.  Black.  Without 1/2 and 1/2.
  5. You actually consider brewing a second pot.  And drinking it black.

But I can stop anytime.  I just don’t want to.  Really.

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2 Responses to “You Know You’re An Addict When…”

  1. J Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    when i went to Cancun for a week a few years ago, i was served a cup of coffee on one of the tours… i drank it black to be polite, and ended up sucking down 2 more cups, i missed the taste so much. coffee = yummmm

  2. Amy Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    How’s this for addicted? My grandfather was a commercial airline pilot so his work hours were often terrible. He stayed going with copious amounts of coffee (with 1/2 and 1/2). He started putting on weight and the doctor told him to cut out his coffee. He couldn’t live without it so he went to drinking it black and lost 20 lbs, having not changed anything else about diet or exercise. Can you imagine how much he had to be consuming for that to happen? Consequently, we all drink ours black here. YUM.