A Fashion Nightmare

I had this dream the night before last that skinny jeans and tapered legs with pleats were back with a vengeance.

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Can you say, “Oh, the horror“?

There is nothing attractive about a pair of pants that emphasizes a set of chicken legs and a cellulite-ridden ass.  Or worse, balloons out from the hip and thigh before cutting off the circulation from your ankle.

While I admit that I have seen a small percentage of women pull the skinny pants off with class, they’re the extreme minority.  In general, they’re a complete fashion no-no.  Look, they aren’t even attractive on the model who barfed up nothing but bile minutes before her strut down the catwalk, okay?

If you’re going to adorn yourself in something skin-tight, make it a mini dress with a cute pair of hooker heels or something.  At least that would look cute, even if it is a little skanky.  Admit it.  You know you’d dress like that behind closed doors if you had the outfit, right?  I mean, *cough* I sure do.

And as for the tapered-leg pleated pants?  Just DON’T.

Thank God it was a dream.  I woke up in a bit of a panic.

A word of fashion advice?  A relaxed or flared ankle that balances out the hip is so much more attractive on just about anyone.

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Current Mood:Alarmed emoticon Alarmed

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4 Responses to “A Fashion Nightmare”

  1. J Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    there’s a horror movie i’d be terrified of… “attack of the 50 ft tall woman….in skinny jeans!” or “revenge of the mc hammer pants!” *shivers* i’m definitely a low rise, slight flare or boot cut kinda girl myself.

  2. Amy Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I was just in the line at the grocery store looking at all the trash magazines and couldn’t believe how many “stars” are wearing skinny jeans…some even had big fluffy, slouchy socks. Tell me the 80s are NOT coming back.

  3. Sally Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Dude, skinny jeans are so back, much to my horror as well. I’m all about a nice pair of boot cut jeans, why can’t they just be in style forever?

  4. Mia Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    The worst bit about skinny jeans: The overweight teenage BOYS that wear them. Holy fucking shit, this is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Can sagging please come back into style for teenagers?