Note To Self

Do not let it rip in a public parking lot while your 3-year-old is skipping along side of you. I’ve been kind of sick and my stomach was killing me, give me a break.  It’s not a habit, I swear.

Nevermind that it was windy, late, and nearly deserted.

She’ll laugh obnoxiously and announce, “EWWWW!  You just farted, Mommy!“. You know, loudly enough for the row of employees on break to hear.  The ones that never would have known that yes, you just passed gas in the parking lot had your child not been so polite to point it out.

Yes, world, I farted in public.  And then I announced it on the internet.  Shame on me.

Current Mood:Mischievous emoticon Mischievous

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3 Responses to “Note To Self”

  1. J Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 6:47 am

    LOL yet another reason why baby/toddler hood is my favorite age. ;)

  2. James Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 10:16 am

    LMAO. I don’t even have the words to describe how hilarious that was…

  3. Samantha Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Wow! I would have just died. You never cease to amaze me with your brutal honesty.