Because The Sex Toys Weren’t Enough
Head Mover: Is the fridge staying?
Me: Yes.
Head Mover: Cool.
Me: But you probably don’t want to open it, anyway. There’s a placenta in the freezer. (I couldn’t resist.)
Head Mover: (Stops dead in his tracks and doesn’t say anything. Grabs nearest stack of boxes.)
Me: Crap, are you going to puke?
Head Mover: (Silence)
Me: Oh my gosh, did I just totally freak you out?
Head Mover: Nah, that’s cool.
(Awkward silence. I shove my foot down my throat and gag myself.)
Head Mover: Yeah. I think that’s the weirdest think I’ve ever heard of someone having. (Laughs)
Me: Score!
Great, I just traumatized that guy for life.
Current Mood:
Cool
August 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Lol I’m so proud (I think?) that we were able to weird out the movers who have “seen it all”…
August 24th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
That’s so funny! I keep forgetting when I need a pick me up I just need to read your blog Tamra. Congrats on freaking out the movers. It would have been so much funnier if he actually blew chunks (much messier though).
August 24th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
LMAO
August 24th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
wow. well at least he’ll probably take extra care in packing your stuff so he never actually has to see you again…. ROTFLMAO!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
That’s awesome!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
LMAO! Tamra you are just awful. I have to ask why you have placenta in your freezer? What exactly do you plan to do with that.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Even I’M still disturbed by your placenta in the freezer! Leave the poor movers alone crazy lady! Like J said, they’ll probably take extra care of your stuff: they don’t want you coming after them
August 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Rikki, there’s a blog about it of course (you should know better)
There’s a Placenta in my Freezer
August 25th, 2009 at 9:56 am
There never ENOUGH!