Sleep-Eating

Last night was the last time we would get the chance to sleep in our bed in this house.

I slept like shit, of course.  Would you like to know why?

When April wasn’t waking up crying and disoriented by the sheer darkness and several boxes surrounding her otherwise-empty room every hour, James was eating a grand five-course meal in his sleep.  Complete with the chewing, smacking his lips, and grunts of satisfaction.  I’m not kidding.

My shoves, nudges, and kicks did absolutely nothing to curb his ferocious middle-of-the night appetite, nor did they pull him away from the feast he was devouring.

Yes, he’s the best husband ever, but DAMN, that guy has the most irritating sleeping habits I’ve ever seen.  And I get to sleep next to him every night.

Lucky me.

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6 Responses to “Sleep-Eating”

  1. Rikki Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 9:18 am

    LOL. I feel your pain. Bryan doesn’t sleep eat, but he thrashes about constantly. He’s always kicking around and flopping over, plus he snores like nobody’s business. It’s a good thing I love him otherwise I’d have smothered him a long time ago!

  2. amy Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Last night Dan was snoring so much I was actually on my knees bent over him pounding on him with my hands and pillow trying to wake him to get him to roll over and he never woke up. If he hadn’t been making so much noise I would have sworn he was dead to be able to withstand my abuse.
    I feel your pain!

  3. James Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Not only do I fight ninjas in my sleep…I eat them too!

  4. Dana Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    I feel your pain as well. My husband talks about balancing accounts, shoveling sidewalks, and the Hilton sisters in his sleep. I just want him to shut up.

  5. J Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    i’d have to kill him. i hate snoring, and i’m pretty sure that anything more would drive me over the edge. if you ever need any help hiding the body, just gimme a call. ;P

  6. Mia Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    You shoulda called. i was up till 3 with insomnia from hell.