My Baby Is ONE
A year ago, I woke up feeling a bit… odd, and I had a feeling that it just might be the day. You know, the one where my vagina expels a human being from my body.
It was. Several hours later, the contractions began. Before I even knew what was happening, I was in a tub of warm water during a thunder storm in my living room and little Miss April Lynn was flying out of my loins at record speed. While I hollered like a banshee, of course.
The labor was fast, nearly painless, and absolutely the most perfect birth a natural-birthing mama could ask for.

The events that followed April’s beautiful birth- the postpartum nightmare, the prolapse, the the therapy- were all inconceivable possibilities to me that night. I was just so proud of my precious new daughter, and nothing could ruin that moment.

And you know what? Even with all of that, she is still beyond worth it all. She’s incredible, and my life is so much better with her on this earth.
By the way- now that we’ve moved out of our house, there’s a placenta in my parents’ freezer.
Don’t tell my dad and brother. They’d pass out and hit the floor if they found out.
Happy birthday, my little patooter! I love you!
Current Mood:
Esctatic
August 28th, 2009 at 9:27 am
I so should have expected that vagina, and yet you still made me laugh because of it! Ha.
She’s so beautiful Tamra! That hair is just precious!
August 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
She is such a gorgeous little girl. Happy Birthday April!
August 28th, 2009 at 10:08 am
such a cutie.
Happy Birthday April!!!!!
just make sure that your parents don’t get a wild hair one day and decide to make fajitas or something.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Congratulations on the one year anniversary of giving birth to that adorable little girl. I’m still fine with the arranged marriage and will be willing to fly Dimitry out to Seattle every so often so they can get to know each other before the big day. haha
August 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Happy birthday beautiful girl!
August 28th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Happy Birthday April!!!
August 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Happy Birthday April!! Tamra you are truly blessed with two beautiful daughters! God bless you and your family.
August 28th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
And now, no more boob mutilation! Congratulations and happy birthday, April!