Crap, You Won’t Believe This

Seattle Dancer A: (while we’re dancing)  So, did you bring your placenta?

Me: Um… (shit, I’m not going to get away without announcing this to the world now) no.  I forgot it.

Dancer A: (laughs)

Me: Yeah, I got to Seattle and I kept thinking I was forgetting something.  Then the day after I flew up here I realized ‘crap, my placenta is still in my parents’ fridge‘.  You know, it wasn’t like it was at the forefront of my daily thoughts while I was moving.

Dancer A: (laughs) Oh no!

Me: I hope they don’t get the itch to make fajitas and open that obscure bag in the freezer or something.  (I continue babbling like a moron because once the floodgates open, there’s no stopping the rushing waters) Actually, I just really hope my brother doesn’t accidentally find it.  He wouldn’t be able to handle it- he’d pass out if he realized what it was.

………

Yes, I forgot to ship my placenta.  After that big ol’ deal I made about the darn thing on my blog, you’d THINK I would have remembered.

You thought wrong.

And poor A, he probably thinks I’m an absolute lunatic.  This conversation was after I had blabbed on about how he needs to watch the movies “The Full Monty” and “Trainspotting”.  You know, the British films that have absolutely nothing to do with one another except for the fact that dudes with strong accepts star in them, and one simply must see that film about the male strippers and the other one exposing some shots of male peen.

Good gawd, I’ve built myself quite the reputation in this city already, haven’t I.

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2 Responses to “Crap, You Won’t Believe This”

  1. Nobody Says:
    September 13th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    LMAO! that’s awesome. well, at least you won’t have to try too hard to meet new people. chances are, if they’ve read your blog and are still talking to you… then they’ve already decided they like you. :)

  2. mia Says:
    September 13th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Well, I hope it survives till xmas.