A Surprisingly Sane Blog

If you’re wondering why I haven’t been leaving comments on your blog and frequenting my usual online forums, it’s because I STILL don’t have Internet.

The cute, pierced and tattooed guy with an accent (I’m a sucker for those) installed it all yesterday, but it stopped working after he left.

To console myself, I did a bit of retail therapy at Ikea and spent WAY too much money. But it was fun… with the exception of two little monsters who tried to rip the store in pieces while screaming at the top of their lungs while we waited FOREVER in the check-out line.

So anyway, here I am, STILL updating my pathetic, boring life from my phone for ya’ll. I have some really great stories to tell, bit I need a full-sized keyboard to recap them effectively.

One has to do with a big-ass motherfuckin’ Ukrainian guy who sat on my curb ready to kill me if I DIDN’T COME BACK WITH THE MONEY I OWED HIM. For real. It was scary, but everyone is okay now. Relatively speaking.

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