Note To Self

Check the box before buying it next time.

If I ever get cancer of the twat, I’m blaming it on the fact that I grabbed the scented tampons by accident and stuck one up there before I realized it.  Something just seems wrong about sticking an object up in that delicate of a region that has been chemically enhanced to smell like “fresh scent”.

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6 Responses to “Note To Self”

  1. Nobody Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    oh god, i’ve done that before, and it’s HORRIBLE. the sickly sweet stench of flower scented tampons will be forever stuck in my brain…. yeah. i now check the box every time too.

  2. Tamra Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    I know! Like, what the hell were they thinking making them scented? It’s like old ladies dousing themselves in perfume in lieu of bathing… peee-yeeeewww!

  3. Kathryn-the-Great Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    I’d be concerned people would smell it when they are near me and think “Wow she smells like scented tampon.”

  4. Mia Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    This made me laugh so hard that I read it aloud to the rest of my class. They thoroughly enjoyed it

  5. Tamra Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    LMAO… now I’ve really done it…

  6. Mia Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    I seriously hate tampons though…they’re just really uncomfortable to me. It’s been that way for a while now, I only wear them on my really light days, or if I just feel like going commando! Oh, and don’t worry, it was only my lab…about 5 people.