A Surprisingly Sane Blog

1. If you try to talk to her before she’s had a cup of coffee in the morning, she will skin you alive and pick her teeth with your bones afterward.
2. She refuses to fart in front of her fiance.
3. She has piercings in fun places.
4. Her toes are always cold, and she likes to stick ‘em on you.
5. She wears trashy panties.
6. People frequently get the wrong impression and think she’s a bitch or stuck-up… but it’s because she’s really shy.  She’s actually very sweet and warm.
7. She shares a cubicle with world’s most obnoxious, petty, stupid coworker… but she hasn’t strangled her to death yet.
8. Her ex-boyfriends always try to come back for more ages after the break-up.
9. She has about as much self-control regarding the taboo things that come flying out of her mouth as I do.
10. Her mental illness?  Obsessive Shoe-Buyer.
11. She is addicted to cheese.
12. She still sleeps with a “blanky”.

Current Mood: Happy