“short haired sex old man”
Yes. Brought to you by my fabulously vulgar blog, which somehow managed to get caught in google’s search engine with that term earlier today.
Dude. The shit people search for never ceases to amuse the crap out of me.
But seriously- why? WHY would someone want to know ANYTHING about that?
Current Mood:
Surprised
I’m seriously lacking some self control today.
Not sure if it’s because of the lovely drizzly morning, or because I’ve been having such a great time dancing lately, or if it’s just because the stars aligned properly. For whatever reason, though, I’m in one of those moods where I could make a whole batch of cookies and eat all of the dough before it ever makes it into the oven.
And then I’d gain approximately five pounds of pure sugar and butter, and then I’d feel really disgusting.
But at least I’d have a big, shit-eating grin on my face and a belly full of cookie dough while I did it, right?
Someone hold me back. This is proving to be more tempting than it should be, and that could just be dangerous.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
No.
Current Mood: Alarmed