Showing The Vagina Some Serious Lovin’
Oh my dear gawd…
Vulva Portrait Pendant
Not necessarily safe for work unless no one’s peeking over your shoulder.
If you love your vagina and want a pendant made in its likeness, there ya’ go.
You send ‘em a couple photos of your vulva, and the artist creates a duplicate of your woman-parts for you to display.
Do they come in post-I-pooped-a-living-breathing-human-being-out-of-my-cootchie form?
While I do believe that the female genitalia is both a delicate and beautiful part of a woman’s body, I would be mortified for anyone other than my husband to see the mess of scars my poor vagina has suffered from birthing two kids a bit too big for my little body.
I don’t think a portrait of my post-baby vagina could be mistaken for beautiful. Artistic, sure. Bloody war battles are depicted in classic art all throughout history. Beautiful? Um, no.
Safe to say, there will be no pendant of my vagina for your viewing horror. You don’t need those kinds of nightmares, and I most definitely do not love my vagina enough to proudly wear it with my little black dress attire.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
Tags: Vagina
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
OMG that’s one of the… ummmm… i’m utterly speechless. but i did laugh a lot. i couldn’t stay on the site for more than a few seconds, because i’m sure the blood rushing to my face and turning it a very unattractive shade of maroon would give me an anneurism.
absolutely hilarious.
and slightly… ugh.
i’m gonna have to show that to my husband.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
If you get one… would you have the balls to post it on your blog
?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
OMG I am stunned and slightly horrified… but whats even more horrifying is that the link that you posted in that blog that brings you to the Etsy listing says they are sold out. So somewhere out there… there are a number of women proudly displaying these. Umm YIKES!! Not that I think mine looks bad or anything but when did it become common practice to just start flashing pictures of your vagina in public for everyone? Call me old fashion but my hubby is the one person seeing my vagina!
October 27th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Oh my flipping lord….seriously???? I guess good for those women who want to wear their va jay jays around their necks. I don’t think that I would ever ever email pictures of my vulva to someone that I don’t know, who knows what they do with those pictures after they make the pendant, my guess is that they don’t discard them. For all you know you are sendin off picture of your vagina to some sexaholic….ick.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
LMAO! not in a million years would i have the balls to get one, let alone post it on my blog! i’ve learned my lesson about photographing body parts as well, so that’s NOT gonna happen. to be honest, the pendants kinda creep me out just a little bit…
October 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
That is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen! Appreciating the beautiful of the female body is one thing; wearing your vagina around your neck for the world to see is another.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Umm, yeah, umm not for me, that’s for sure, I don’t want to wear my twat on a chain.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Aw Mia… you know you want me to get you one for a wedding present!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
LMAO, That is one of the very few things that has rendered me speechless…Not sure why anyone would want one! Maybe that’s because I’m a prude that is still ashamed of my naked body, but w/e not my thing!
October 27th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
So, being the freak of nature that I am I had to keep reading to find out what else they sold if that was just ONE of 70 items they offer. I have to say that I can’t decide whether I prefer the pillow that reads “you make my uterus blush” or the gift certificate that reads “$25.00 gift certificate for your Vagitastic friends”!! LMFAO Holy Crap!! Ok the one that takes the cake is the “Frida Kahlo Uterus Complete with uni-brow and an unyielding creative presence”!! I am speechless
October 27th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Um, I meant to type Plushie they don’t actually have Frida’s uterus
October 27th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
So… I’m a little scared to ask, how did YOU find that website?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Perez Hilton had this on his site today… that’s probably why they sold out.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Yup! That’s where I found the link
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October 28th, 2009 at 11:54 am
One question…no penis necklaces?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I am speechless! The idea of wearing a vagina around my neck is weird enough, then I read that you had to take a picture and they MODELED it after your own vagina! WEIRD. Can you imagine what people would say when you explained what it was “oh that’s just my vagina!” WTF?!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I told Mike about this and the first words out of his mouth were “I don’t want one.” Well NO DUH HONEY. The last thing I want you wearing around your neck is a mold of my vajayjay!!
October 29th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Oh. Wow. That is so funny! I mean laughing out loud funny!