November 5, 2009

Since my previous strip tease song list gets more hits a day than my friends and I can eat homemade cookies combined, here are some more for you to enjoy.

1. If Lovin’ You Is Wrong by Faithless
2. Miss Behavin’ by Kyle Riabko
3. Can’t Believe It by T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne
4. Black Velvet by Alannah Myles
5. I Don’t Need It by Jamie Foxx
6. Trouble by Ne-Yo
7. Blue Bop by Johnny Ferreira
8. Cry To Me by Solomon Burke
9. Booty Music by Git Fresh
10. Sweat by Popa Chubby
11. I’m Missin’ Your Love by Kem
12. Bedroom Dancing by Day One
13. Stomp by Boomkat
14. Naughty Girl by Beyonce
15. I Could Cry by Buddy Guy and Junior Wells
16. Grown Man by New Kids On The Block

Yeah, yeah, I know.  Only 16 this time.  Deal with it. And enjoy!  Rock out with your cock out!

I should seriously consider getting a job as a deejay at a strip club.

Current Mood: Flirtatious

I’m baring my belly for the world to see.  It’s one of those things I hide like crazy… and since I can’t seem to keep anything else about my body a secret, well dammit, here you go.  Enjoy.  Or don’t.  Whatever, I don’t care.  Just be honest in the poll.

I know the stretch marks aren’t that bad, and I am very blessed to have lost the baby weight without too much of a hitch… but I’m unsure whether or not people would look at my stomach and think it looks disgusting or not, and I’d like to know the truth.

Pardon the quality of the photos.  It was the best I could do with my phone.

Are your eyeballs trying to escape your head in terror at the sight of the loose skin around and under my belly button?

In case you weren’t sure FOR SURE that they’re actually pictures of ME, well, now you know FOR SURE.

As a side note, that last photo makes me look like I need to eat a fucking sandwich.

Eeeeek!  Close up!

I think for having two kids, well, my belly looks pretty damn good.  But I would be lying if I said the stretch marks don’t bother me.  A lot.  I grew up in a very critical family, so I’m extremely hard on myself.  Plus, the entertainment industry is constantly giving women hell for stretchmarks and cellulite.  Every time my husband sees me naked, I fight a moment of shame while the urge to hide my body hits me like a tidal wave.  It’s so stupid.  He thinks I am gorgeous and loves my belly exactly as it is.  SO WHY CAN’T I ACCEPT THAT?

As always, the poll results are completely anonymous.

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You don’t have to be nice.  I can take a hint.

Current Mood: Alarmed