Thinking
Posted: November 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm
The day I learn to shave my legs without removing a body part the size of a third world country will be the same day I discover a magic potion that cures my mental illnesses, erases my stretchmarks, and adds a cup of perky volume to my breasts.
I’m just thanking God it wasn’t my hoo-haw that I mutilated with my razor 10 minutes ago.
Maybe I’ll brave waxing after all.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
