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Thinking

Monday, November 9th, 2009

The day I learn to shave my legs without removing a body part the size of a third world country will be the same day I discover a magic potion that cures my mental illnesses, erases my stretchmarks, and adds a cup of perky volume to my breasts.

I’m just thanking God it wasn’t my hoo-haw that I mutilated with my razor 10 minutes ago.

Maybe I’ll brave waxing after all.

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