Thinking

The day I learn to shave my legs without removing a body part the size of a third world country will be the same day I discover a magic potion that cures my mental illnesses, erases my stretchmarks, and adds a cup of perky volume to my breasts.

I’m just thanking God it wasn’t my hoo-haw that I mutilated with my razor 10 minutes ago.

Maybe I’ll brave waxing after all.

Current Mood:Alarmed emoticon Alarmed

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3 Responses to “Thinking”

  1. Misty Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    STOP BITCHING ABOUT YOUR PRACTICALLY NON-EXISTENT STRETCH MARKS!!!! LOL ;)

  2. Karley Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    LMAO!
    I swear there are times it looks like the shower scene in “Psycho” when I shave my legs :)

  3. stacia Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Same here, It’s amazing I can do great down on my hoo-haw and the lips without a cut or razor burn and then I get to my legs and it looks like I used a weed-eater to cut them.