Baby Cravings… Ugh, Stupid
So, a friend of mine had a baby about a week ago and I got that ooey-gooey wouldn’t it be so nice to have a little newborn biological urge shoot through me when I saw his precious, tiny little face.
And that’s when I heard records scratch and screech until I was jamming my fingers into my ears to block out that thought. Because we all know that Tamra Is Crazy and has no business having more babies. Shit, I don’t even really like babies all that much. Too demanding.
Damn fucking biological clock. Someone pass me a sledgehammer. That thing needs to DIE.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
Sometimes I get that urge and it makes me want to puke a little when I actually think about it… Don’t tell Scotty, he’d get excited and want kids tomorrow if he found out I get the urge once in a blue moon!
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
i’m right there with you. damn clock has been causing me no end of pain lately. >:/
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Yeah, seriously, what is UP with that damn thing?
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Yeah, try having your brother announce he’s having a baby. I know that I don’t want a baby right now, but its like “oh if he gets one, I want one.” Blah.
By the way, I hope after reading this blog your husband is now on the phone calling about a little snip snip…what better Christmas gift to you?