Baby Cravings… Ugh, Stupid

So, a friend of mine had a baby about a week ago and I got that ooey-gooey wouldn’t it be so nice to have a little newborn biological urge shoot through me when I saw his precious, tiny little face.

And that’s when I heard records scratch and screech until I  was jamming my fingers into my ears to block out that thought.  Because we all know that Tamra Is Crazy and has no business having more babies.  Shit, I don’t even really like babies all that much.  Too demanding.

Damn fucking biological clock.  Someone pass me a sledgehammer.  That thing needs to DIE.

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4 Responses to “Baby Cravings… Ugh, Stupid”

  1. Kathryn-the-Great Says:

    Sometimes I get that urge and it makes me want to puke a little when I actually think about it… Don’t tell Scotty, he’d get excited and want kids tomorrow if he found out I get the urge once in a blue moon!

  2. Nobody Says:

    i’m right there with you. damn clock has been causing me no end of pain lately. >:/

  3. Tamra Says:

    Yeah, seriously, what is UP with that damn thing?

  4. Amy Says:

    Yeah, try having your brother announce he’s having a baby. I know that I don’t want a baby right now, but its like “oh if he gets one, I want one.” Blah.

    By the way, I hope after reading this blog your husband is now on the phone calling about a little snip snip…what better Christmas gift to you?