Dear Entertainment Media
Dear Entertainment Media:
While I am disgusted to admit that I am addicted to checking the celebrity gossip sites on a near-hourly basis, I have to say I am even more repulsed by the content lately.
I am sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and all his freaking affairs and shit. Yes, it’s big news. Yes, he cheated on his beautiful wife with a gazillion other women and didn’t conceal his weapon with a shield while he was doing it. Yes, his wife is no longer wearing her wedding band. Yes, yes, yes. We know.
Seriously, though, it’s old news now. Move on. I’d like to hear the bigger and better news. Like who recently had plastic surgery, which stars got caught with their pants down in public, and what dumb shit flew out of Britney Spears’ mouth last night. You know, the important stuff.
Marital affairs are fascinating and all, but I kind of prefer to just hear about it then move forward from that point. And Tiger Woods, though very attractive, wasn’t all that interesting to begin with. Golf is just kind of for boring pussies. Sorry.
So please, find something worthwhile to talk about.
Thanks.
Your Faithful Disgruntled Reader
Current Mood:
Mischievous
Rikki said,
December 14, 2009 @ 2:59 pm
I totally agree! I can’t stand to hear one more thing about Tiger. I know this is the “job” of the entertainment media but come on already, it’s old move on. What bothers me is that CBS evening new is reporting on this as well which actually pisses me off a little. There are so many things going on in this country that are a lot more serious than Tiger’s inability to keep his pecker in his pants!
Rosanne said,
December 14, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
I’m with you both – plus – what happens in a marriage is private – even if it’s a celebrity. It’s bad enough that they’re going through this, but under this kind of scrutiny. I live in way to glass of a house to throw stones.
Rosanne said,
December 14, 2009 @ 3:01 pm
I meant way TOO glass…
Nobody said,
December 14, 2009 @ 5:40 pm
ditto!
Karley said,
December 16, 2009 @ 1:39 pm
Agreed! Although, the Tiger story provides a little time off from John Gosselin:)