Baby Shit Treasures

We found a button in April’s poopy diaper yesterday.

A button.

We find crayons in there on a regular basis, so we’re used to the multi-colored shit. However, that was the first time we found something completely inedible in her diaper. Gross, huh? Even grosser is the fact that I felt compelled to share that with the internet.

What kind of weird shit have you found in your kid’s/kids’ diapers?

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5 Responses to “Baby Shit Treasures”

  1. Kimberlee Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 5:02 am

    I found a band-aide in I think it was Joe’s diaper. Yes…a band-aide. He had gotten his finger pricked at WIC to check his iron…so he had a band-aide…most of the time the band-aides don’t even make it home…but this one made it home and then I forgot about it…until I found it in his diaper.

    YUCK!

  2. Dana Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 5:33 am

    lol.. I found a rock in Ethan’s diaper once. (a decorative one we had in the votive for the candle in the bathroom)

    My mom found a nickel in my diaper once. She still cant figure out if I actually swallowed it and digested it or stuck it in my diaper, then pooped.

  3. Nobody Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 am

    surprisingly enough, i haven’t found anything exciting in E’s diaper. mostly, it’s just because she doesn’t like to swallow. i have, however, pulled an alarming number of things out of her mouth. i saw a penny pop out of her mouth and fly across the room once, like a backfiring soda machine. i’ve also pulled out quarters and even a silver dollar once. she’s put buttons in her mouth, rocks, acorns, and last week i pulled a glass christmas ornament out of her mouth. she’s tried to eat dog toys and shoes and pretty much anything that could be described as “inedible”. and she just climbed up, and fell off a chair. smacking the back of her head on the bookshelf on the way down, putting her on concussion watch the rest of the day. wow this day’s gonna be great. anyways, i had a friend in highschool who used to wear a little gold pendant which she swallowed when she was a toddler. her mother searched through her poop for a couple days to get it back.

  4. Misty Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 am

    LOLOL…can’t…type…laughing too much!!!!

  5. Sally Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 am

    I haven’t found anything either, which is of great shock to me. Archer always has things in his mouth. Like Nobody, I fished a freaking dollar’s worth of coins out of his mouth last week. He loves to eat sticks and crayons, but I usually get the crayons away before he makes a mess on the floor, so no colorful poop around here.

    When my mom and her sisters were little you had to pay to use the restroom at the airport, and my aunt, wanting to save her dime crawled under the door instead of paying and swallowed said dime on her way through. My mom said it was technicolor by the time it made it out.