I love, love, love to talk about taboo things. It’s fun. You know you do, too (even if just secretly), and that’s why you read my trainwreck blog. It’s also because you KNOW that at some point during the week, I’m going to scream “PENIS” in a crowded room full of kindergartners while appalled “good” parents shoot me dirty looks and cover their children’s ears. THAT’S WHY YOU’RE A READER! ADMIT IT!
Okay, so I’ll stop yelling at you and get to the point. Pardon my crappy mood. It’s been a hard week.
All this talk about dick size on my birth control poll suddenly has me wanting real opinions on the issue that concerns every guy whether they want to admit it or not: Does the size of their weenie really matter to us women?
Does it matter to you? Do you have preferences? And would I be a total bitch for admitting when I’ve seen small ones (we’re not talking the small end of average, we’re talking very, very small) I felt a little disappointed and turned-off? Oh my gosh, that’s so horrible. I just totally blurted that out to the internet. I mean, not to say they weren’t nice dicks and couldn’t have done their jobs well… but I just wasn’t about to consider finding out for sure. (Was that an acceptable recovery?)
I guess I don’t have enough experience partner-wise to know how much it really matters, but I can give my two cents from my limited exposure with different-sized willies: I have been able to feel the difference in size and shape, but what has really made sex good or bad has been the personĀ I’m doing, their skillz, and most importantly, my mental state at the time.
So, I do have a preference, and I can say James meets all those requirements… however, I think he’d be mortified if I went into detail. BUT, I will say this: the first time James’ member went up there, I kind of thought, “Holy shit… he feels AMAZING“. Way better than the guy I was with before him. I think they were probably similar in length (but crap, it’s been a decade, so I can’t really remember), but the way he is shaped just seemed like a match made in heaven for me.
I think that if a guy was extraordinarily huge or super teeny it probably wouldn’t work for me. Freakishly large would just be painful- I’m really sensitive down there, I kind of like it rough sometimes (*blush*), and I can only handle so much pain. And too small… well, um, I’ve had two huge kids. I’m afraid something miniature would get lost in there never to be felt. But then again, maybe I’m wrong. I’ve kind of seen and played with quite a few penises, all different shapes and sizes, so I’m well aware of the variety… I just didn’t fuck enough of ‘em to make much of a comparison.
As far as what I’ve heard, different women have said things all across the board, but there’s definitely been a few themes. Of course, most have been really careful to never admit they didn’t like their partner’s penis, but I have to wonder if any of them were secretly a little disappointed. Skills can be refined, but body parts (like my ripped, sewn, stretched, and rehabilitated hoo-haw) are just something you’re stuck with.
So I’m curious, ladies… what’s your experience with different peens? Does size REALLY matter? If so, how so?
Now, because this is a delicate topic, it’s totally okay to remain anonymous in your comments. But I would really love it if some of you lurkers chimed in! Don’t worry… I’m not gonna judge you, even if what you have to say is a little mean. Hell, we all know what a bitch I can be.
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